Overly caffeinated? Check. Consumed tacos? Check. I AM READY TO MOCK THINGS. #wwdc

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First up: watchOS with Kevin Lynch, the love child of Bill Gates and a turtle. #wwdc

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watchOS 3 is 7x faster than watchOS 2 which is 7x faster than a dead carrier pigeon (maybe?). #progress #wwdc

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This is rad. #wwdc x.com/sixcolorsevent…

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This is the best part of the update to tvOS. Release it to me right now. Gimme gimme gimme. #wwdc x.com/sixcolorsevent…

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iCloud Drive is now going to make all the wonky hacks I’ve used to keep my folders in sync with Dropbox obsolete. *swoon* #wwdc

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iOS 10: We’ll Make You Like 3D Touch Yet #wwdc

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You can now see pictures based on location in Photos, just like you could if you never upgraded from iPhoto. Yay, I guess? #wwdc