Stuck in an office where the network is going up and down, so this opening video is punching me in the soul right now. #WWDC

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It just took all my strength to not scream like an excited child at the Amazon on AppleTV announcement, so I will do it here: SQUEE! #WWDC

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“Photos now syncs all the face-tagging you started on you iPhone like a goddamn idiot” is some high-quality news. #WWDC

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I can’t wait to see how many kidneys I’d have to harvest and sell to order a 2TB SSD in the new iMac. #WWDC

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I am here for the “HERE YOU GO NERDS” iMac/Star Wars demo.

Take. My. Money. #WWDC

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There is a 90% chance I am going to get the vapors over iOS 11 and here I am without my fainting couch. #WWDC

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But will Siri finally understand that I’m definitely not telling someone to go duck themselves? #WWDC

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Stop trying to make Live Photos happen. #WWDC

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Oh God they’re trying to do Ping again aren’t they no stop please no you’re not good at this *weeping starts* #WWDC

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This has the potential to be very, VERY embarrassing for me. #WWDC x.com/macrumorslive/…

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*passes out from overexcitement* #WWDC x.com/Pogue/status/8…