WWDC

Wherein we talk about the happenings at #WWDC & discover “knock your socks off” is no longer allowed to be said thanks to @DaveInTheStudio. x.com/NearlyCoherent…

It’s the #WWDC episode so if you were sad I wasn’t making jokes on Twitter during the keynote you can now get ‘em in your ear-holes x.com/NearlyCoherent…

Stuck in an office where the network is going up and down, so this opening video is punching me in the soul right now. #WWDC — It just took all my strength to not scream like an excited child at the Amazon on AppleTV announcement, so I will do it here: SQUEE! #WWDC — “Photos…

Fact: You can use Eddy Cue’s shirt to properly calibrate the colors on your TV. #wwdc — I don’t know who this person is presenting at the moment, but she is my new favorite human. Let her present everything from now on. #wwdc — “We’re adding Subscriptions to Apple News, because it worked so well…

My biggest take-away from the #WWDC keynote thus far is I WANT THE NEW STUFF RIGHT NOW LET’S GO.

iOS 7’s codename must have been “Suck My Ass, Scott Forstall”. And I 100% approve of this message. #WWDC

They presentation this guy is working on is called “History of Pigments”? Is there anything about this part that isn’t boring? #WWDC

I’m guessing following up the nerd-boner-inducing Mac Pro announcement with iWork in iCloud was so that we can all catch a quick nap. #WWDC

“I’d like to introduce… iWork for iCloud!” *waits for applause* *realizes no one cares* *awkwardly continues* #WWDC