Time to mock the iPhone 7 announcement. Y’know, with love. Because we all know I’m buying whatever they’re selling, obviously. #AppleEvent

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SPOILERS, JEEZE. #AppleEvent x.com/Apple/status/7…

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TAKE MY MONEY, @NintendoAmerica! #Mario #AppleEvent

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This Mario game is going to drain the hell out of my battery and I will have exactly zero regrets. #AppleEvent

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I bet this iWork update will look great on all the MacBook Pros Apple hasn’t updated in 18 months. #AppleEvent