Apple is renaming their stores “Apple Town Halls”, which has made my eyes roll so intensely I look like a slot machine. #AppleEvent

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Does Jeff not have a last name? #AppleEvent

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All the people who insist on using speakerphone in public are gonna be intolerable with Watch Series 3. #AppleEvent

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Watching this demo of the new Apple TV 4K on my 1080p TV is really selling me on the technology #AppleEvent

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WHY ARE THERE TWO STORAGE SIZES OF APPLE TV STILL IT IS COMPLETELY POINTLESS #AppleEvent

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iPHONE X TIME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME #AppleEvent

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Pronouncing the X as Ten is so dumb. So very, very dumb. #AppleEvent

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Thanks to Apple for that slide with the human face masks that is going to paint my nightmares tonight #AppleEvent

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I wish they’d just give us a release date on the iPhone X so I know how long I have to sell one of my kidneys, y’know? #AppleEvent

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They’re keeping the 6s AND the 7 in the lineup? That’s either too many phones or not enough phones, I’m not sure which. #AppleEvent