“With the intelligence of Siri”? Siri barely understands when I tell it to turn off the lights, but tell me more. #AppleEvent

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And yes I know I’m buying a HomePod mini, shut up, I’m a sucker, we all know this. #AppleEvent

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“We’re brining 5G to iPhone, so the people in like 6 cities will be totally excited about that!” #AppleEvent

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So help me if the iPhone 12 Pro doesn’t get that blue I’m gonna lose my mind. #AppleEvent

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“Everyone has power adapters already, so we’re not including them in the box, but we’re including USB-C cables, which you probably don’t have a charger for, lol whoopsie gimme them dollars.” #AppleEvent