Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse Trailer #2

John Mulaney as Spider-Ham is the casting I needed to get through 2018 — thanks, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse!


Suicide Squad Trailer

As I’ve mentioned previously, I’m not particularly keen on anything happening in the DC Cinematic Universe, thanks to “Man of Steel” being about as horrible a Superman movie as could be. And while I might have originally been a bit dismissive on David Ayer’s “Suicide Squad” — y’know, what with how stupid Jared Leto looks as Hot Topic’s Employee of the Month Joker — this trailer has almost entirely sold me on the movie.

Now all we have to hope for is “Suicide Squad” to blow “Batman v. Superman” out of the water, box-office wise, and maybe the rest of the DC movies can pivot to not being entirely dour adventures of whining, super-powered turds. It’s just a little dream I have, y’know?


Batman v. Superman Trailer

In the interest of full disclosure, I should probably start this off by saying that there are few comic book movies I hate more than 2013’s “Man of Steel” 1, so I am predisposed to dislike anything that is born from that festering pile of garbage. However, and I’m as shocked as anyone else could be, I don’t totally want to rip my eyes out after seeing this trailer for “Batman v. Superman”.

Well, except for the part where Lex Luthor is still just someone doing a crappy Gene Hackman impersonation and Batman seems to be holding a gun at the end. That’s dumb.

But the rest of it? It doesn’t totally suck. And that makes me feel all weird inside.

  1. For future reference, my Top Five Most Hated Comic Book Movies are:
    1. “X-Men Origins: Wolverine”
    2. “Man of Steel”
    3. “Catwoman”
    4. “Spider-Man 3”
    5. “The Dark Knight Rises”, which I can go on for days about how awful that movie is but, in the interest of brevity, I will not. You’re welcome