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Haiku

  • A Haiku

    I once won a totally bullshit award for poetry writing, so you know this is gonna be good.

    2025-12-09
  • Wakka wakka wak/ka Thus sayeth Fozzie Bear/Kermit says ‘Shut up.’ #haiku

    Wakka wakka wak/ka Thus sayeth Fozzie Bear/Kermit says ‘Shut up.’ #haiku

    2009-05-23
  • Sending nonsense now/All that matters is the syl/lable count. Yo dawg. #haiku

    Sending nonsense now/All that matters is the syl/lable count. Yo dawg. #haiku

    2009-05-23
  • Social networking/Means that I can annoy you/Any time I want #haiku

    Social networking/Means that I can annoy you/Any time I want #haiku

    2009-05-23
  • Turn off Twitter now/Haikus will not stop coming/And you want to sleep. #haiku

    Turn off Twitter now/Haikus will not stop coming/And you want to sleep. #haiku

    2009-05-23
  • Haikus are really cool/Counting syllables is fun/Wow, Pokemon sucks. #haiku #fb

    Haikus are really cool/Counting syllables is fun/Wow, Pokemon sucks. #haiku #fb

    2009-05-23
  • Turkey sandwich soon/Hunger will be abaited/Yum! I cannot wait. #haiku

    Turkey sandwich soon/Hunger will be abaited/Yum! I cannot wait. #haiku

    2009-05-23
  • Awake too early/Would quite enjoy a bagel/Sad that won’t happen #haiku

    Awake too early/Would quite enjoy a bagel/Sad that won’t happen #haiku

    2009-05-23

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