Ted Cruz: Not “Going to Come Like a Servile Puppy Dog”
After not endorsing the sentient Cheeto of Hate that is running for President of the United States last night, Ted Cruz doubled down this morning by saying he’s “not in the habit of supporting people who attack my wife and attack my father”. I’m getting this weird feeling in my brain. It feels like… respect.…
The New Yorker: Trump’s Boswell Speaks
The New Yorker has a piece on “The Art of The Deal” ghostwriter Tony Schwartz’s feelings on a Donald Trump presidency. It’s only slightly horrifying. Starting in late 1985, Schwartz spent eighteen months with Trump—camping out in his office, joining him on his helicopter, tagging along at meetings, and spending weekends with him at his Manhattan…
Delete Your Account
The only thing that annoys me about this is that they didn’t include a GIF of Hillary dropping a mic because that’s what she just did you guys.
Last Week Tonight on Donald Trump
eD! gets all the giggles from the slapping Donald Trump got on “Last Week Tonight”, and he wants to be sure you get all those giggles as well.
America Is Becoming More Liberal
The Atlantic: “America Is Becoming More Liberal”
Sarah Palin’s Endorsement of Donald Trump for President: The Full Text
Buzzfeed’s Kyle Blaine transcribed the entirety of Sarah Palin’s endorsement speech for Donald Trump: He is from the private sector, not a politician, can I get a “Hallelujah!” Where, in the private sector, you actually have to balance budgets in order to prioritize, to keep the main thing, the main thing, and he knows the…