FancyPantsWedding

The DJ keeps alternating between playing disco and assorted selections from Jock Jams and make it stop I need an adult. #FancyPantsWedding

Also, there’s a guy here wearing camouflage shorts: the fanciest of wedding attire. #FancyPantsWedding

At a wedding. Just saw the altar boy do a pre-ceremony intense nose-pick. You do you, kid. #FancyPantsWedding