Keeping it classy in Bed Bath & Beyond, you know how I do. #butts

The sun setting over a majestic foothill. Just kidding, that’s my #butts.

Somebody get that kid a belt! And, y’know, a head, too, maybe? #butts

Am I a maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan or am I a Muppet? (Muppet, obviously. Why would you even ask that? Duh.) #butts

It’s weird how we’re always sitting in order of descending paleness. #butts