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My biggest problem with “Zero Dark Thirty” was that I could totally see Dick Cheney using the water boarding scenes as a sexual aid. #amcbps

Fact: Russell Crowe still can’t act and sing at the same time. #amcbps

So “Django Unchained” is just a gritty reboot of “Blazing Saddles”, right? #amcbps

I’m pretty sure all I learned from “Lincoln” was that Abe loved his shawls and monologues like a coke head. #amcbps

“Amour”: Because what the first 7 minutes of “Up” was missing was ANOTHER 120 MINUTES. Fun! #amcbps

Pretty sure WINTER’S BONE is just a gritty reboot of the WHERE’S WALDO? books. #amcbps

The best part of 127 HOURS? Discovering @JamesFranco grows a beard as well as I do. #amcbps