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Apple Watch is the #1 selling smartwatch. Which is why we’re dropping the price. Because to be #1 wasn’t a high bar to clear, y’know?

Rated #1 in “Podcast Episodes Where Two Dudes Argue About Fast Food”! x.com/NearlyCoherent…

Party #1: Go!

New Years Resolution of Awesome #1: Devise 365 elaborate revenge plots. Use 4. Dance like Snoopy in the Peanuts Christmas special.