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A Haiku
I once won a totally bullshit award for poetry writing, so you know this is gonna be good.
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Well Screw This, I’m Going to Canada (For Work)
I’m counting on y’all to get this sorted out by the time I get back next week tbqh
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Merry Election-Eve
Last Week Tonight did a bit on why you shouldn’t vote for Trump, and y’know what? I agree. He stinks.
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Polkamania!
NEW WEIRD AL POLKA STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING YOU FOOL AND WATCH IT
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Pure, Unstoppable Power
“I am a part of the cosmos; infinity flows, flows through me!”
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Dogs In Party Hats
Just some high-quality pups celebrating things, as one does.
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‘These new vaccine mutants are extremely disappointing,’ by Magneto
From Alexandra Petri at the Washington Post: Sherri Tenpenny, an osteopath, testified in Ohio that, “I’m sure you’ve seen the pictures all over the Internet of people who have had these shots and now they’re magnetized. They can put a key on their forehead. It sticks. They can put spoons and forks all over them…
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More Like “Excellently Drawn Pet” TBH
The fine folks at the Animal Rescue League of Iowa recently did a Poorly Drawn Pet fundraiser — if you donated to them, and sent them a picture of your pet, one of their volunteers would draw your pet for you, which is a brilliant idea tbh. I donated about 30 seconds after I heard…
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Santa Dog on a Roomba
Merry Christmas/Happy Thursday, everyone.