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Kill the Apple Event (Or: My Reaction To Today’s “Let Us Loop You In” Event In One Click-Bait Headline)
eD! spends far too much time mulling over Apple events, and now he’s going to ramble on about it to you, you lucky dog.
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Let’s Have Some Apple Event Live-Snark! Hooray!
eD! is live-snarking today’s Apple event on Twitter (@eDThomas). Follow along, won’t you? His fragile little ego needs it.
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Last Week Tonight: Encryption
“Last Week Tonight” discusses encryption. Let’s all laugh at our pending doom together!
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Senator Lindsey Graham Questioning Attorney General Loretta Lynch in Apple v. FBI: War of Buttholes
Senator Lindsey Graham brings up good points while questioning Attorney General Loretta Lynch regarding the Apple/FBI hullaballoo. Watch and be amazed that Congress might actually do something in the interest of the general population (maybe)!
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Apple’s FAQ on the FBI
Apple published a FAQ on their fight with the FBI today. And in case you run into any dummies who give you the “Of course Apple should unlock this thing because national security, and what do you have to be afraid of if law enforcement can unlock every iPhone in the universe” argument:
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Apple v. FBI: Dawn of Justice
As you’re likely aware by now, Apple was ordered by a federal court on Tuesday to provide aid to the FBI in order to unlock the iPhone 5c that belonged to one of the shooters in last December’s terrorist attack in San Bernardino, California. Apple, in a massively delightful display of not giving a shit,…
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Apple Releases the iPhone 6s Smart Battery Case
Apple released the iPhone 6s Smart Battery Case today: Charge your iPhone and battery case simultaneously for increased talk time up to 25 hours, Internet use up to 18 hours on LTE, and even longer audio and video playback.* With the Smart Battery Case on, the intelligent battery status is displayed on the iPhone Lock…
