I didn’t buy so many “Tell Your Dog I Said Hi” masks to just abandon them and have to start conversations with people to let them know to tell their dog I said whaddup so HARD PASS x.com/ABC/status/139…

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To clarify, this is not a hot take on the CDC’s guidance — y’boy stays in his “dude who makes fart jokes on the internet” lane and doesn’t pretend to be an epidemiologist — but exclusively a thought on dog-greeting efficiency