I love these ads, but I’m horrified to discover that I share any beliefs with Ted Cruz (that belief being that White Castle is delicious, and yes, I will gladly die on that hill).
eD! Thomas
Excels Equally in Awesomeness & Modesty
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Ted Cruz Loves White Castle
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Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse Trailer #2
John Mulaney as Spider-Ham is the casting I needed to get through 2018 — thanks, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse!
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“I yam what I yam, and what I yam is VENGINSK.” – Gritty Reboot Popeye #nycc
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It got a bit raunchy tonight at the ol’ Olive Garden, folks.
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Keeping it classy in Bed Bath & Beyond, you know how I do. #butts
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July 4th
This Fourth of July, let’s remember the Presidents who might not have made anything better, but sure as hell didn’t actively make everything worse all the damn time, shall we?
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Went to my local Keep Families Together march today. This was my sign.
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There’s a lot of things I’ll miss about Montréal, but Omnipresent Judgmental Leonard Cohen isn’t one of them.
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Gotta visit all the spots I can’t possibly go to at home, y’know?
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I walked up 937 million stairs to get this. Relatedly, cross your fingers my insurance covers robotic leg replacements.
