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title: I’d sooner hook my nipples to a car battery that sent a painful shock every…
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date: '2021-06-09T23:32:37-04:00'
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# I’d sooner hook my nipples to a car battery that sent a painful shock every…

I’d sooner hook my nipples to a car battery that sent a painful shock every time I got a text message than consider buying this thing. [x.com/verge/status/1…](https://x.com/verge/status/1402678635069415428)