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url: 'https://edequalsaweso.me/2021/05/i-didnt-buy-so-many-tell/'
title: I didn’t buy so many “Tell Your Dog I Said Hi” masks to just abandon them and…
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  name: 'eD! Thomas'
  url: 'https://edequalsaweso.me/author/edequalsawesome/'
date: '2021-05-13T19:24:32-04:00'
modified: '2021-05-13T19:24:32-04:00'
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# I didn’t buy so many “Tell Your Dog I Said Hi” masks to just abandon them and…

I didn’t buy so many “Tell Your Dog I Said Hi” masks to just abandon them and have to start conversations with people to let them know to tell their dog I said whaddup so HARD PASS [x.com/ABC/status/139…](https://x.com/ABC/status/1392902716326830087)

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To clarify, this is not a hot take on the CDC’s guidance — y’boy stays in his “dude who makes fart jokes on the internet” lane and doesn’t pretend to be an epidemiologist — but exclusively a thought on dog-greeting efficiency