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url: 'https://edequalsaweso.me/2019/12/last-christmas-i-gave-you-a/'
title: 'Last Christmas I gave you a fart And you ran away, couldn’t breathe in all day…'
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  name: 'eD! Thomas'
  url: 'https://edequalsaweso.me/author/edequalsawesome/'
date: '2019-12-05T00:43:47-05:00'
modified: '2019-12-05T00:43:47-05:00'
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# Last Christmas I gave you a fart And you ran away, couldn’t breathe in all day…

Last Christmas I gave you a fart  

And you ran away, couldn’t breathe in all day  

This year, to save you from tears,  

I ate a whole lot less fiber