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title: 'If I had a kid, I’d be way less worried about explaining Bert &#038; Ernie being a…'
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date: '2018-09-20T16:39:05-04:00'
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# If I had a kid, I’d be way less worried about explaining Bert &#038; Ernie being a…

If I had a kid, I’d be way less worried about explaining Bert & Ernie being a couple than I’d be about Gonzo’s relationship to chickens tbh

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It’s not like you’re going to turn on the TV to Bert & Ernie blowing each other while The Count cackles “Sixty-nine, ha-ha-ha!”, so chill

