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url: 'https://edequalsaweso.me/2018/03/the-morning-call-stoning-could-be-last-ditch-defense-against-school-shooters-blue-mountain-official-says/'
title: 'The Morning Call: Stoning could be last ditch defense against school shooters, Blue Mountain official says'
author:
  name: 'eD! Thomas'
  url: 'https://edequalsaweso.me/author/edequalsawesome/'
date: '2018-03-25T12:00:28-04:00'
modified: '2019-01-19T13:44:55-05:00'
type: post
categories:
  - News
  - Politics
tags:
  - Gun Control
  - School Shootings
  - Stoning
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# The Morning Call: Stoning could be last ditch defense against school shooters, Blue Mountain official says

[The Morning Call has news of a plan to help curb school shootings: rocks.](http://www.mcall.com/news/breaking/mc-pol-schuylkill-county-blue-mountain-bucket-of-rocks-in-classes-20180323-story.html)

> “If an armed intruder attempts to gain entrance to any of our classrooms, they will face a classroom full of students armed with rocks and they will be stoned,” Superintendent David Helsel said to the House Education Committee in Harrisburg.

I swear, we live in the *dumbest of all future dystopian society timelines*.

Source: [Daring Fireball](https://daringfireball.net/linked/2018/03/24/bucket-of-rocks)