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title: 'I’m glad the thinking wasn’t “If you’re covered in oil, you’re SLIPPERY! Can’t…'
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date: '2017-11-02T18:23:13-04:00'
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# I’m glad the thinking wasn’t “If you’re covered in oil, you’re SLIPPERY! Can’t…

I’m glad the thinking wasn’t “If you’re covered in oil, you’re SLIPPERY! Can’t assualt you if you’re SLIPPERY!”

Seemed kinda likely tbh [x.com/thehill/status…](https://x.com/thehill/status/926076191827783680)