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url: 'https://edequalsaweso.me/2017/09/id-love-it-if-tim-cook/'
title: 'I’d love it if Tim Cook came out, visibly drunk, and shouted “EVERYTHING WAS…'
author:
  name: 'eD! Thomas'
  url: 'https://edequalsaweso.me/author/edequalsawesome/'
date: '2017-09-12T17:00:50-04:00'
modified: '2017-09-12T17:00:50-04:00'
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  - Twitter
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  - AppleEvent
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# I’d love it if Tim Cook came out, visibly drunk, and shouted “EVERYTHING WAS…

I’d love it if Tim Cook came out, visibly drunk, and shouted “EVERYTHING WAS LEAKED, YOU JERKS, JUST GO HOME”. [#AppleEvent](https://edequalsaweso.me/tag/appleevent/)