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title: 'Dear Bird Loudly Chirping @ 5:47AM, Eat a dick. I hope you get bird-herpes, you…'
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date: '2016-04-17T09:50:38-04:00'
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# Dear Bird Loudly Chirping @ 5:47AM, Eat a dick. I hope you get bird-herpes, you…

Dear Bird Loudly Chirping @ 5:47AM,

Eat a dick. I hope you get bird-herpes, you inconsiderate butthole.

Bite me,

eD!