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url: 'https://edequalsaweso.me/2015/11/happy-thanksgiving-does-not/'
title: 'Happy Thanksgiving! * * Does not apply if you’re shopping today. You get wishes…'
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date: '2015-11-26T16:43:47-05:00'
modified: '2015-11-26T16:43:47-05:00'
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# Happy Thanksgiving! * * Does not apply if you’re shopping today. You get wishes…

Happy Thanksgiving! *

* Does not apply if you’re shopping today. You get wishes of non-stop diarrhea, you dicks.