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title: 'It’s my 31st birthday, so obviously I just ordered toys from Amazon and may…'
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date: '2014-08-05T17:07:44-04:00'
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# It’s my 31st birthday, so obviously I just ordered toys from Amazon and may…

It’s my 31st birthday, so obviously I just ordered toys from Amazon and may enjoy a Slurpee. Being an adult doesn’t always suck, guys.