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url: 'https://edequalsaweso.me/2014/05/to-my-neighbor-using-a-leaf/'
title: 'To my neighbor using a leaf blower before 8AM on a Saturday: May you forever…'
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  name: 'eD! Thomas'
  url: 'https://edequalsaweso.me/author/edequalsawesome/'
date: '2014-05-10T12:01:10-04:00'
modified: '2014-05-10T12:01:10-04:00'
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# To my neighbor using a leaf blower before 8AM on a Saturday: May you forever…

To my neighbor using a leaf blower before 8AM on a Saturday: May you forever enjoy this shoe I’m throwing at your stupid head.