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title: Please deliver every steak on the east coast to my office immediately. I will…
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date: '2013-08-08T12:58:53-04:00'
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# Please deliver every steak on the east coast to my office immediately. I will…

Please deliver every steak on the east coast to my office immediately. I will pay in high fives. Thank you.