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url: 'https://edequalsaweso.me/2013/06/the-kids-mom-is-on-her/'
title: 'The kid’s mom is on her phone, ignoring her hellspawn. I want to give them Red…'
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  name: 'eD! Thomas'
  url: 'https://edequalsaweso.me/author/edequalsawesome/'
date: '2013-06-24T00:19:07-04:00'
modified: '2013-06-24T00:19:07-04:00'
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# The kid’s mom is on her phone, ignoring her hellspawn. I want to give them Red…

The kid’s mom is on her phone, ignoring her hellspawn. I want to give them Red Bull as they leave as a reward for her quality parenting.