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title: 'Dear Science, It’s 2012 and I have no anthropomorphic pet velociraptor or…'
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  name: 'eD! Thomas'
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date: '2012-04-21T21:18:49-04:00'
modified: '2012-04-21T21:18:49-04:00'
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# Dear Science, It’s 2012 and I have no anthropomorphic pet velociraptor or…

Dear Science, It’s 2012 and I have no anthropomorphic pet velociraptor or awesome jetpack. What the hell have you been doing? Stop slackin’.