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title: Some nights I sit up wondering how much faster a turtle would be if it was on…
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  name: 'eD! Thomas'
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date: '2011-08-21T20:23:39-04:00'
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# Some nights I sit up wondering how much faster a turtle would be if it was on…

Some nights I sit up wondering how much faster a turtle would be if it was on cocaine.