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title: 'Goal of the night: find a seven-foot tall girl, call her “shorty.”'
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date: '2010-09-25T23:24:38-04:00'
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# Goal of the night: find a seven-foot tall girl, call her “shorty.”

Goal of the night: find a seven-foot tall girl, call her “shorty.”