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title: I know no one who can offer me Girl Scout Cookies for sale. MY LIFE IS NOTHING…
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date: '2010-02-24T18:52:45-05:00'
modified: '2010-02-24T18:52:45-05:00'
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# I know no one who can offer me Girl Scout Cookies for sale. MY LIFE IS NOTHING…

I know no one who can offer me Girl Scout Cookies for sale. MY LIFE IS NOTHING BUT A PARADE OF PAIN.