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url: 'https://edequalsaweso.me/2009/05/i-need-a-pair-of-nerf/'
title: 'I need a pair of Nerf swords so I can fight @zubairali without being arrested.'
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  name: 'eD! Thomas'
  url: 'https://edequalsaweso.me/author/edequalsawesome/'
date: '2009-05-18T20:24:37-04:00'
modified: '2026-07-09T18:34:41-04:00'
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# I need a pair of Nerf swords so I can fight @zubairali without being arrested.

I need a pair of Nerf swords so I can fight @zubairali without being arrested.