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url: 'https://edequalsaweso.me/2009/04/im-gonna-need-to-get-married/'
title: 'I’m gonna need to get married or have a kid to keep up with everyone, it seems.…'
author:
  name: 'eD! Thomas'
  url: 'https://edequalsaweso.me/author/edequalsawesome/'
date: '2009-04-13T03:43:12-04:00'
modified: '2009-04-13T03:43:12-04:00'
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# I’m gonna need to get married or have a kid to keep up with everyone, it seems.…

I’m gonna need to get married or have a kid to keep up with everyone, it seems. Any takers? (Besides [@cg0789](https://xcancel.com/cg0789), I mean.)