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title: Why are no candle ceremonies written in iambic pentameter? Shoddy rhymes are…
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date: '2009-02-14T03:14:27-05:00'
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# Why are no candle ceremonies written in iambic pentameter? Shoddy rhymes are…

Why are no candle ceremonies written in iambic pentameter? Shoddy rhymes are sooooo 1998.